Yesterday, Last Night, This morning.

Yesterday was actually an amazing day, for a few reasons. Running a bit late, we made a fashionably late entracne to Sara's party, me and Aids, both looking pretty damn good if you ask me! Saw people and had a little chats with them, some people that I hadnt talked to in ages! Took a little while to get on my dancing shoes, but I eventually did. And I felt quite overdressed but at the same time, so effing cool. It was such a good night! Conor was having a right laugh, and got some cool pictures. We attempted to record him doing the worm, however we failed miserably. He stunk of whatever the fuck he was drinking, but oh well! He was mental. And I now have like a comeback everytime he tries to diss Kanye ;)



After driving Aids home, I then decided to lets just say 'arrive-5-fucking-hours-fashionably-late' late to Sammy B's gathering at his dad house. This was awesome! So many memories will develop from that night. Full of laughs for some, and shame for others, it was such a funny night. We did some crazy stuff, well what we call crazy, others just call weird and unnecessary, or pathetic. But we enjoyed ourselves so eff them people! :D

So yeah, started off with myself walking into the door. As I peer across the living room, I see Simon out of it on the sofa, who at first I thought was Scott. Thankfully, Sam and Molsta werent pissed, so I wasnt just the only sober one. I then saw Scott, who was ermm.. weird? At first I thought he was going to attack me for being a piss-take and arriving like a million years too late, but he then greeted me with his sickening idea of fun.



Yep, Scott was bang on the porn and booze. Nice one. :|

I then decided to explore the garden, so as I went to step out into the garden, I realise Luke on the step, puking. :| Niceee!
I then turnt round, and headed the other direction, back to the living room with Mol and Sam. Then Georgie and Gibson, yes, fucking Gibson. How the fuck is he alive? I do not know. But yeah, it was like an angellic moment in time when I saw that young, lost man infront of me again. It was a holy moment in my eyes, as this figure that represents a poor helpless missing child, was found to be standing face to face with me. Pissed. I thought he had vanished for good, but unfortunate for some, that wasn't the case. :D

The night grew, laughs evolved out of random things that people were doing. I was talking to Scott in the kitchen, when Gibs decides to put lube, yes lube, on his face and rub it against Scott's face. Scott then went to his hands and knews, and threw up a whole dorito! With like this weird liquid orange-y stuff. Fucking hell! More food gone to waste. :/
I had to leave the room, it makes me feel queasy when I see sick.

We then went upstairs, and Scott and Gibs showed me a few things, that I didnt really want to see. :/



And me and Sam were basically beoming the rebellious sober kids. So awesome when your not drunk, but you actually have so much fun, because all the drunk people do stupid things :D and we film it! Haha!
We snuck in on Scott having a intimate session with a 13 yr old's giant dog teddy bear.. Check out the footage for yourself.





About 20 seconds later, the violent animal portayed in the video above, maliciously attacks, verbally and physically, the restful partiers.



Notice at 0:11, this 'human being' attacks, without hesitation, Gibson. A full blown punch to the face. Legend. How can someone hit a person that has just discovered a new form of life? We do not know, and we dont really care either, but we would if it was someone other than Gibs.

While all this was happening, Luke was in bed being sick, or in the toilet being sick, I cant remember the time when this was happening. And Simon, im not even sure where he was?! :|

Shortly after, Molsta was taken home due to not feeling too good, so Simon and Sam went and took Molly home. Luke was upstairs, tucked away in bed, shivering like fuck?! and Gibs and Georgie, well everyone can kind of guess what they were doing ;D
but yeah, back to the point. Me and Scott, saw this as a perfect opportunity to freestyle dance to a song we both currently are kinda obsessed about thanks to Aaron Ecoli. (He showed us it when we was attending Charlies super duper gathering where I dont remember much. A bit of Bring Me The Horizon Dub Remix shit.. Look!



At 2.30am, im surprised the neighbours didnt come round.
While doing this video, we burnt toast using a toaster, how cool! We were gonna cook beans on toast, well we did, but Scott ate it all, while I drank my tea.. ;D
Its all about a cup of tea at a party nowadays!

We then decided to go to bed, like me, Sam and Scott.. and for some reason, there was a soft baseball bat thing. This was soon turned into a game of 'wack-a-mole' when Scott decided to get an erection whilst sleeping next to us. He then ran off into the toilets, to have a blank, and then, well..





After all this commotion, we nodded off. I woke up with sweaty skinnies, which turned like skin tight, and were wet :/ it was proper hot and uncomfortable! I guess thats what you get for sleeping in the same bed with 4 lads :/ haha!

Overall though, Friday day, Friday afternoon, Friday night and Saturday morning were actually effing mental. Thank you to everyone for making it like it was. :)

Just shows, you dont need to get drunk to have a good time kids! :D