Today..

Today has been a really good day, im currently at Sammy B's house gathering party. Luke has actually shit his pants, we have footage. :|
Gibson has wiped semen on Scott's face, which caused him to vomit on the kitchen floor. After this, we then caught Scott masturbating with a babys teddy, on a bed. We dont know who's bed it is, but it looked cool. We snuck in on him, and it resulted into a violent brutal attack, much more shocking than the yorkshire ripper, throwing punches at fellow partiers. Poor sam suffered a condition with his eyes, but i thought that was normal. We have footage of this also, before i was dramatically chased into the corner of the room.

Luke is actually mentally sick.

We then had rap battles, where both me and Scotty processed some mean bars, we also demolished the remains of gibson, with a lyrical attack so powerful, that he is on suicide watch.

I saw Molly's nipple like 2 days ago. It looked like a gerkin. All green and that.

Shitty boy (Luke B) must of done a banging shit, because it stinks.