I feel sorry for people that have to wear costumes on a daily basis.

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Yep, I wore my costume to school today because it was the halloween fancy dress up end of school day term ending day day today. As soon as I got out of my mums pimpmobile, the abuse began. I got swarmed by these kids, to which now I call 'pests' and other foul-mouthed insults which are far too explicit to write on this blog, as Im guessing young people may read this.
So I began walking up to the common room, in a LaLa TellyTubby suit. Yep, a bright yellow pervy costume was walking through school, and the man that happened to be inside it was me :/
On my quest to the common room, I encounted annoying little bitches that would wine at me to hug them, some 'rudekids' (which are commonly known as cunts nowadays) which thought it was hilarious to try and undo my suit. I mean c'mon guys, what are you doing trying to undress a TellyTubby? Your either not getting alot of attention from anybody, so they have to shrive for touches on a enormous yellow teddy, or they just wanted to see my body, but im guessing that wasn't the reason.
Things then turnt from worse, to fucking worse.
As I was in view of the sixth form block, some little pricks began punching me in the head. I then turned from happy chap, to a psycho. I ripped my TeleTubby head off, and turned round and grabbed these kids, threatening to punch them if they didnt fuck off. Courtney had to stop me, as I was just going to hit them. Im glad she did aswell, because I would of been in even more trouble!



So yeah, great start to the day there. So we all got photo's together, just posing and that with people, and a large group of famous characters walked down to the local shop. I hugged an old lady :') and then break time came.

The dreaded break time. We went outside, and it was just like all these little nice kids, had turned into queers obsessed with the TellyTubbies. :| It was manic! There were swarms of these vicious little pests everywhere. We had followers, but at the most unneccessary of times. I have never felt so scared in my life, however I had never felt so 'wanting to hit someone' before. It was very strange, it was almost like some crazy spiderman shit was going on, and my costume was beginning to take over my body. I became an animal. The 'pests' began giving it, and trying to attack me.. I heard "Get the yellow one, he goes crazy", which wasn't very good. :/
I had enough. I turned round and went for them. Marc had to stop me, I werent having none of it, they had pissed me off to the max. Its amazing how fucking pathetic people can be, like it really does show how nice people are in todays society, it really does. Instead of thinking about others, people just try to show off in an attempt for attention and reaction. Very homo if you ask me. :/
I then took my costume off, and let Aaron wear it, because I was getting tired of the abuse. Aaron is a big lad too, dont get me wrong, and even he was getting the abuse. I saw him swing for a few people too :') It made me proud in a way for some reason ha!
I was walking behind the yellow TellyTubby, with these kids that thought they were exceedingly cool, blagging about how they had punched the yellow one earlier. When I told them I was the yellow one, they soon began denying it. It was funny to see me, a nerdy sixth former, change the opinions off about 6 boys with that one reply. I felt quite good, I felt like perhaps they were scared off me :') haha!
So I walked around, being the others 'bodyguards' for a bit. I grabbed this cocky little faggot kid, as he tried to undo a TellyTubby.. Byron (Tubby) then rugby tackled him to the floor. So funny! :D

Then got back into the common, to find out I had to go to Miss Hanna. :/
I walked in, knowing exactly what it was about. Turns out the kid that I threatened to hit in the morning had reported me.. Reported me. :| Had the cheek to report me, when I wasnt even the one trying to undo a TellyTubby. What the eff? Little punk ass bitch!
So Miss Hanna warned me, but surprisingly.. She was on my side. :O She just told me to be careful around the younger years. I was quite shocked to be honest, considering I actually went mental on soo many people, but all I got was a meesly 'be careful'. LOL :D I might have to start getting aggressive more often! I joke i joke.

But yeah, got a warning for my behaviour.. oh well! I reckon parents will get involbved soon.. I just wanted the tannoy to go "Can the yellow TellyTubby come to reception please?" (How funny would that off been!)

It was a good day, for some reasons, but then it was also a very shit day, for other reasons :/ I know have a headache, and aches all over my body, from constant punches and kicks!

Tomorrow should be good :D Gonna go out with Aiden for the dayyy! Going to go to Greenwich and have a picnic! And take pictures of squirrels doing poses.. Need monkey nuts though! :D

Thanks for reading my post, I know this is a very very long and some may consider boring post, but I wanted to try and get every bit of my 'wonderful' day in it. :D

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