I didnt have to go into work today, so i decided to. Yep, on my day off, I decide to go in?! How homo.
But, me and my loving mum, decided we would go and clean her car, to make it all nice and shiny for no apparent reason. Boy did we fail. We spent 5 minutes of our lives, brushing the car with this shitty soap dispensing brush, then realised we hadnt actually turned it on :|
We then sprayed it and everything like you were meant to, but then we kinda ended on the wax, without hosing it down, and now the car has gone all bubbly and crap. It now looks worse than it did before the actual car wash.
The scary thing is, my mum isnt blonde.
I think it was the nun's curse to be honest, the bitch. If I ever see her again, i've got a few queries to discuss with that foul sister.
This is a prime example of the effects the nun had on my, once beloved mother, now insane maniac who 'rules the road' apparently?!
I thought religion was the cause to many things.. World Wars, Deaths, Happiness.. But to turn a normal woman into a 'I dont give a fuck about my sons safety while im driving because im behind the wheel' monster.. well.. thats just plain rude.
Eff you sister.
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