If you aint been a part of it, at least you got to witness.. bitches!

I want this book. That night, when I saw him, was probably one of my most rememberable experiences so far in my life. Infact, that was the best night of my life so far.

KANYE WEST "Glow in the Dark" book promo by: NABIL from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

But back to my life.

My new converse are now ruined :/ I cant believe it, I was meant to post this a few days ago, and i've only just remembered. But this was what my converse looked like..



This is what they look like now, after 2 days of wearing them..





I feel terrible. I always have respect for my shoes, trainers and sneakers. But i've just completely ruined these. Aids was like yeah they look stupid being clean, but now they're dirty, they just look skanky and homo :( I dont want to clean them either, because then they'll just go white white again :/ FUCK SAKE!

Halloween today though.

Who's gonna take you home?

Slept at Scott's again last night.

I love the fact that I dont drink now, so then everyone else looks and acts like penis', when I just watch them for my entertainment. :)



YES THIS IS HASSELHOFF DRUNK!

Me, Sam, Kirsty and Molly (theres your mention Kirsty :D) ended up going down Rochester for no apparent reason it seemed. Didnt even drink alcoholic beverages, just purely to get away from the 'gathering'.. Nah im kidding, we did it to pass time :) Sam was going there anyway with his friends, so we tagged along.

Im also very proud, i've taught myself the Super Mario theme on the stylophone, and converted it to piano, so now im able to play it on both. Viola! Still need a new guitar string though :/

Not much really happened to be honest, went back and slept.

I had such a good nights sleep, its done me well. I feel like a new Luke, like a newer upgraded version of myself. Talking about upgrades, I want a new car and that Windows 7 thing. It sounds pretty neat.

Payday today aswell.. ;D BINGO!

FUCK.

Sorry this picture made me laugh, and i felt like i needed spread it :')

Way back when they posed for the Kodak, tell me, how does it feel? Unreal?

Well, i'll start of with yesterday.

Me and Aiden took a trip, up to the town of Thurrock, to visit Lakeside. The drive was alright, I never ever seem to be able the actual drive, like its just fast forwarded through time, because I can never remember the car journey. :S
All I do remember, is being stuck in standstill traffic for about 40 mins, slowly edging forward at a meer 5mph max. It sucked!

However, to make things better, we had Jersey Boys blaring out of the car, with the window open at some points to allow a breeze in, and for the music to escape.

We then arrived at Lakeside, to begin shopping. We started of abit, ermm, pants ha! But things got going, and it was a good little shop. Theres one thing I dont like at Lakeside, and thats the fact that the girls have soo much better shops. I mean, the Topman, compared to Topshop, is pathetic. Zara men should be called Zara 'look-at-the-size-of-this-shop-compared-to-the-women-one, stupid-right?' Men.. It also goes for other shops, but i've forgot their names. Oh no wait, River Island for men is pants there too!

But enough of my babbling on.

Apparently, my new shoes were too new. They were too white according to Aiden, so she decided to stand on them, on purpose, to make it look liked they'd been worn in. Of course they're gonna look new, they're new shoes! but yeah now, they are quite dirty and have black marks on them, so it does look like they've been worn now, so cheers for that! :)

Decided to get lunch, I went for the good ol' trusty KFC, finger lickin' chicken. However, Aids decided to go for a new approach to lunchtime, and brought herself a Yo! Sushi.. Ergh.



The smell emitting from the bag, was daunting enough to put you off. Fishy shit. Thats the only way I can think to describe it. It smelt yuck, I didnt even know a thing could smell yuck, but this did. It reminded me of the inside of a pumpkin, however no-one else seemed to think that? LOL

I dont even think the sushi was eaten? haha!

Aiden brought these boots, which are well nice :) and we're a bargain I reckon.. Saved alot of money! They're proper nice though, like I dont know how to explain them, but they look good. :D and they're lace up.. (im so shit at describing ha!)
Aids got me my birthday present too, a nice shirt from Burtons, which I actually love. Its like red, got bits of black on it, and it looks neat with the big sneakers or converse, and skinnies.. thanks for that :)

We then drove all the way home, dont really remember this car journey either? Like it flashes by, like some kind of time travelling device. My KA is a time machine! :O
Back to the future OMG! ;)



We stopped in Matalan, so Aids could get matching Batman PJ's.. So now we have matching PJ's :) How cool can people get nowadays? Too cool.

Then drove home!
But what an awesome day!

Today, I woke up at like 1.20pm.. Im such a lazy goat. LOL. And thats about all i've done today, sleep. Im soo hot though, its mental.

Corr..

So, this morning im reporting from Scott's house because a few of us stayed here last night. I ended up sleeping on some dodgy pull-out bed, which has now resulted into uncomfortable back pains. I think I slept on metal :|

Last night.. Well, we didnt do anything. Literally, we waited around for Scott, for about 2 hours altogether in Sam's car, when he came, he stayed for about 10 seconds :| All that waiting for a 10 second chat, which about 3 seconds was me questioning what he just said, and the rest being abuse.

It wasnt all bad though, I brought my Stylophone with me and played it in the back of Sam's car.. I now know the star wars imperial march tune of by heart :D Need some new songs though, im getting pretty bored off 'silent night' :/



We then went inside Scott's, and ended up watching Summer Heights High all night, I love that programme :'), before crashing off and going to bed. No alcohol was consumed, no prit stick was sniffed, nothing. Just TV, one of God's great creations.

But yeah, this morning.. Me and Luke woke up, Luke went home. Thats my morning! Scott and Mitchel are still asleep, im afraid to go up there incase I find something I dont want to see.
Ive been playing a few songs on the good ol' computer, to keep myself sane. And ive also realised I now want a keyboard. Scott's got one, and there just amazing. So I think im going to save up for one, and teach myself it. I also now want a synth thanks to Aaron, but not sure on where to get mine from? :/

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME.

Columbiphobia..

Friday 23rd October.. What a day!

So the alarm clock on my Blackberry woke me up nice and early, at a time of 8.30am! My first day off, and I get up at an early time! This is mental, normally i'd take advantage of days like this, and rest until the early hours of the afternoon, but nope, not today. I needed a nice and early start, because I had a big, big day ahead of me.
Thats right, me and Aiden were off to London for the day, as we missed out the chance on going to Thorpe Park with the others because tickets had sold out and we didnt get any. Still probably had more fun than we would of at Thorpe Park anyway :)

So, went and collected Aids, and we departed for our journey. We stopped off at Morrisons on the way, to buy some 'picnic food'. Who knows what this is? But our picnic food consisted of only amazing food. We had the lot.. Cokes, Ribenas, Pombears, White choc cakes, more choc cakes, sandwiches and Monkey nutssss! I then filled up with petrol, and got beeped at.. waheeyyy ;D haha!

We then set off for Greenwich Park, yep that park which is miles away and massive and green and nice. Greenwich Park :)

(I would explain the car journey there, but it was basically just good music, good conversations and tarmac road.. that was literally it!)

We arrived to Greenwich Park, after a few attempts of trying to find a parking space! The bag was leaking with picnic food, the weather was good, there were squirrels! Such amazing creatures, they remind me off Spiderman with the way they walk and climb. :')

So we decided to sit down on an empty bench, and have a little snack. Ate a packet of pombears each, had a drink and that, then I felt something hit me from above. I looked up, but didnt see anything, and assumed it was just a leaf. Aiden then got birdshit on her foot, I found it hilarious, but my laughter soon went when I realised I too had been shat on. Them fucking birds! There was like a spiral poo of bird poo on my coat! They know how to put me off my pombears! We continued walking, and found a bench, NOT UNDER a tree, where I attempted to swallow a tablet for my headache. I failed.



We then had a walk through the park, taking pictures of the Autumn surroundings. Got some pretty neat snaps, personally my favourite one of Aids doing the YMCAiden ;D Got good pictures of squirells, leaves, trees and then PIGEONS. Yep, fucking pigeons.

Me and Aiden were having a lovely lay down in the middle of the park, when all of a sudden, within a matter of 5 mins, there was about 30 pigeons around us! :| Eff that! I was actually scared, hence the title of this post, I got up and walked away from them. I took pictures of the 'soon-to-be-famous-bird-feeder-photographer-with- the-name-in-big-lights' aiden, just for her benefit to be honest, as I cowardly stood away from it all.
You wouldnt understand unless you were me, but these pigeons were within feet away from me! :| So scary, their necks were disgusting and saggy and scruffy, and it made me want to cry sitting on the floor next to them. I felt almost embarassed to sit there in fear, knowing that these flying rats that werent even a foot tall, were making a growing lad look like a penis.



I dont know how Aids can have them on her hands! She even tried getting them to go on her head! She's mental.. I think she became too attached to them aswell, she began talking to them and replying to questions that I didnt ask her. At times I thought she was talking to me, to find out infact she was having conversations with pigeons :| She had become emotionally attached to these weird looking pests, I wasnt sure what to do. She had become a Queen.





We then escaped the plague of pigeons, and had a walk up to the lakes. Took some more pictures, and then set off for the car.

We got to the car, then decided we would go give Canary Wharf a visit.
After me going insanely mad, and driving in traffic through central London, we somehow arrived at Canary Wharf. The views were actually really pretty, like the sky was beginning to fall, and the lights began to emit.
We had a look around a few shops, Zara, Topshop, River Island.. And to be honest, I was disappointed. No Choice, No Topman, No Burtons, Nothing for men! I really thought it would of been a cool place to have them shops, but obviously not! Cant have everything in this world :/

We then shopped around, and the hours grew.. I brought Mr Hudson's 'Straight No Chaser' album, awesome! We headed back home, and got stuck in even more traffic. I was actually going mad, I got all hot and stressed, and if Aiden we'rent there, I probably would of resulted into a mental breakdown, and cried. We played a few games to pass the time in the standstill traffic, haha! But we found our way out of london, and began to drive the long journey home!

We stopped off at McDonalds, I brought a meal, and surprise surprise I threw up! Everytime I eat a McDonalds, I throw up?! I dont get it.

After my vile vomitting, we headed home to end an amazing day out :)

I feel sorry for people that have to wear costumes on a daily basis.

Yep, I wore my costume to school today because it was the halloween fancy dress up end of school day term ending day day today. As soon as I got out of my mums pimpmobile, the abuse began. I got swarmed by these kids, to which now I call 'pests' and other foul-mouthed insults which are far too explicit to write on this blog, as Im guessing young people may read this.
So I began walking up to the common room, in a LaLa TellyTubby suit. Yep, a bright yellow pervy costume was walking through school, and the man that happened to be inside it was me :/
On my quest to the common room, I encounted annoying little bitches that would wine at me to hug them, some 'rudekids' (which are commonly known as cunts nowadays) which thought it was hilarious to try and undo my suit. I mean c'mon guys, what are you doing trying to undress a TellyTubby? Your either not getting alot of attention from anybody, so they have to shrive for touches on a enormous yellow teddy, or they just wanted to see my body, but im guessing that wasn't the reason.
Things then turnt from worse, to fucking worse.
As I was in view of the sixth form block, some little pricks began punching me in the head. I then turned from happy chap, to a psycho. I ripped my TeleTubby head off, and turned round and grabbed these kids, threatening to punch them if they didnt fuck off. Courtney had to stop me, as I was just going to hit them. Im glad she did aswell, because I would of been in even more trouble!



So yeah, great start to the day there. So we all got photo's together, just posing and that with people, and a large group of famous characters walked down to the local shop. I hugged an old lady :') and then break time came.

The dreaded break time. We went outside, and it was just like all these little nice kids, had turned into queers obsessed with the TellyTubbies. :| It was manic! There were swarms of these vicious little pests everywhere. We had followers, but at the most unneccessary of times. I have never felt so scared in my life, however I had never felt so 'wanting to hit someone' before. It was very strange, it was almost like some crazy spiderman shit was going on, and my costume was beginning to take over my body. I became an animal. The 'pests' began giving it, and trying to attack me.. I heard "Get the yellow one, he goes crazy", which wasn't very good. :/
I had enough. I turned round and went for them. Marc had to stop me, I werent having none of it, they had pissed me off to the max. Its amazing how fucking pathetic people can be, like it really does show how nice people are in todays society, it really does. Instead of thinking about others, people just try to show off in an attempt for attention and reaction. Very homo if you ask me. :/
I then took my costume off, and let Aaron wear it, because I was getting tired of the abuse. Aaron is a big lad too, dont get me wrong, and even he was getting the abuse. I saw him swing for a few people too :') It made me proud in a way for some reason ha!
I was walking behind the yellow TellyTubby, with these kids that thought they were exceedingly cool, blagging about how they had punched the yellow one earlier. When I told them I was the yellow one, they soon began denying it. It was funny to see me, a nerdy sixth former, change the opinions off about 6 boys with that one reply. I felt quite good, I felt like perhaps they were scared off me :') haha!
So I walked around, being the others 'bodyguards' for a bit. I grabbed this cocky little faggot kid, as he tried to undo a TellyTubby.. Byron (Tubby) then rugby tackled him to the floor. So funny! :D

Then got back into the common, to find out I had to go to Miss Hanna. :/
I walked in, knowing exactly what it was about. Turns out the kid that I threatened to hit in the morning had reported me.. Reported me. :| Had the cheek to report me, when I wasnt even the one trying to undo a TellyTubby. What the eff? Little punk ass bitch!
So Miss Hanna warned me, but surprisingly.. She was on my side. :O She just told me to be careful around the younger years. I was quite shocked to be honest, considering I actually went mental on soo many people, but all I got was a meesly 'be careful'. LOL :D I might have to start getting aggressive more often! I joke i joke.

But yeah, got a warning for my behaviour.. oh well! I reckon parents will get involbved soon.. I just wanted the tannoy to go "Can the yellow TellyTubby come to reception please?" (How funny would that off been!)

It was a good day, for some reasons, but then it was also a very shit day, for other reasons :/ I know have a headache, and aches all over my body, from constant punches and kicks!

Tomorrow should be good :D Gonna go out with Aiden for the dayyy! Going to go to Greenwich and have a picnic! And take pictures of squirrels doing poses.. Need monkey nuts though! :D

Thanks for reading my post, I know this is a very very long and some may consider boring post, but I wanted to try and get every bit of my 'wonderful' day in it. :D

Well today I werent myself..

Wow, school sucked. I got well moody for no reason, I took it out on people too and I didnt mean to :/

My headache developed into this crazy arrogance that took control of my body, and allowed my 'masculine' figure to turn into this raging, violent, obscene angry man. I was like an angry fisherman who had just spent countless hours trying to catch the best fish, to find theres actually no fish in the lake. THATS how pissed off I was, but for no apparent reason?!

The weather wasnt alot of help either, that was shit. It rained all day.. Great! There wasnt even a pause in the weather, it was just constant wetness. What a bitch!



Aids came back to school, which was nice! I sorted things out with Myles, which was good.. So not everything was bad today :) Also, me, Byron, Conor and Sam got our costumes for tomorrow.. LOL.

I just hope im feeling better tomorrow, because I dont want to feel like this, or even worse, because im in a costume ALL day! :| It was soo hot today, just in my normal clothes, so I hope its abit cooler too.. Looks like im praying tonight ha! :/



So what to do tonight? I have no plans, im not well, I dont want to sleep, I dont want to do anything, but im bored. Life just gets better and better, but to be fair, writing this post has took my mind of a few things :)

Infact, at the moment, im feeling amazing.. :D

Yawn..

So I couldnt sleep.

I ended up coming back onto my laptop, to pass (or should I say waste) valuable sleeping time! And as I did, I noticed something rather interesting. Thats right, TOY STORY 3 TRAILERRRR! Oh. My. Fucking. God. :O

Just watched it, and im buzzing to see it! - like what I did there ;)
The 3rd one looks sooo good! I cant wait till next year now!

It wouldnt let me embed the video, so heres the link instead!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcpWXaA2qeg

This has actually made my day turn from shockingly shit, to rather good!

So..

I hated today. Its been crap, hardly no laughs. Had a headache for the majority of the day, and I just cant be arsed with anything. Every little thing is annoying me, and I dont know why?! I best not be coming down with something!

Went to Bluewater with Sam and Scott, but just couldnt be bothered with it. We brought a water bomb bazooka thing, and thats about it. Had a little go off it, and now im cold and wet.. great! Its been such a boring day :/

Tomorrow should be good though, im quite looking forward to the next two school days :) should be better than these last 2 days!

Im going mad.

Actually..

Im going to apologise for my previous post. I just committed an act, that I was complaining about in the post below. I began to slate someone via blog post, without speaking to them about it, and talking about it. Surely that doesnt make me a better person? Surely that just means im doing the same thing, however this time with intention of being spiteful? Thats not being me.

Im not going to delete my previous post, because thats how I felt at the time of writing it, and im going to leave it up, so you can realise what I have realised. I posted unneccesary rants about a fellow blogger, a school friend. I did wrong. Now im showing you my rights. Within 20 minutes of finishing that post, I realised im being just as bad as the reason I created the post.

Ive just learnt from a mistake, and I want people to see that. Instead of me just trying to hide it and pretend nothings ever happened. Its called living life, people make mistakes, people learn from them mistakes. Ive just learnt from mine.

Great..

Nice, so it now looks like Piczo is back. Sheesh.. Dont mind the reads, and the laughs, dont get me wrong, some of the shit I read is hilarious!.. But when you suddenly get slated over a blog, about putting your social life first.. It kind of shows the world that the person to 'diss' me must be a joner. And no, not a Jonah Takalua.

Not to get all hater on anyone at all, because this is just pathetic.. but damnn! You dont type what you think or your opinions over a website when I practically see you every day, and you knew I was going to read it.. :| Kinda homo if you ask me. But oh well, we learn from our mistakes, and I cant get mad over that.. its just being pathetic.

I know I post my opinions and views on my blog, but not about people that I see on an everyday basis. Like Kanye and Taylor swift, I know I wont see them, so I write what I think about it. If people have problems, talk about them, dont post about them :) Its ok though, I understand what its like when you just get a blog :')

But anyway, enough of that crap. I think i've already won 'Blog Wars'.. :|

Today, at school, was complete and utter shit. No Aiden, not many laughs.. I miss her already and shes only been off for one day! Damn! Had a nice phone chat with her though, she dont sound very well :/
Film Studies was ok, just seemed to draggggggggg on! My free lessons were spent up in the library! Im that sad. And I am now dreading tomorrow's school day. It, without fail, will be shockingly boring.

Afterschool today, ended up going down Chavham with Conor, Scott, Sam, Byron and myself. We ended up in good old 'Wendys Wardrobe' looking for fancy dress costumes for thursday at school.. (its none school uniform halloween costume thingy ya'see).. so yeah, got a decent idea for thursday ;D

Then went back to Scotts, and created some image designs using imagination and computers. Was quite fun to be honest, I see drawing as a form of escapism, and it just enables me to zone out and relax. And release anger, but I dont really get angry, so saying that was completely pointless. Quite like alot of the crap i've read lately. But oh well.

Downloaded Mr Hudson's album yesterday, 'Straight No Chaser', great album.. Check this track out!



Tomorrow is going to suck :(

My Days

Oh my god, since being 18.. Its been the best!

Thursday, went to cinema with Aiden.. was awesome! Watched 'Couples Retreat', its quite good, but some of the effects are just shocking to be honest :| Like what the eff is it with them CGI sharks?! LOL, it kinda just ruined the film :/ but oh well..

Friday night, the big night, my first friday since turning 18, and oh my what a way to spend it :')
Ended up going Rochester with Jon, Heath, Stephen, Brad, Carter and Jake.. Was mental! Started of in Weatherspoons, such a good place :D
Brought my first pint, legally! Soo good ha! Bumped into soo many people, I felt like a celebrity again ha! :D I joke, I joke..

We then went to Swank! There was some DJ bloke thing playing music, was alright.. I was like egged on by the lads to down a bottle of beer I think it was, and I did it, but then had to run to the toilet, in which I threw up everywhere.. All over the floor, the sink and on my hands :/ haha!

We then went somewhere cool, which was weird ha! and then ended up getting a taxi to amo :D Personally, I thought Amo was shit. But had a good time there to be fair, bumped into workmates, old friends.. It was nice.



Saturday was really good, Aiden came over.. was such an amazing day to be honest :) Got so tired that day though.. We watched Superbad, because I had never seen it before, and I have to say, some bits were pretty funny! Definately have to watch it again sometime soon :D

And today, at work, was neat.. I met the new lad, who seems alright.. and I had a big catch up with the girls, so spent most of the day chatting along catching up :D, It feels good to be home baby, feels good to be homeeeee!

Today..

Its my birthday..
Im fucking 18 boy. Now what to do in life, I can vote! Bingo! :/
Well, I cant really celebrate my birthday with the intentions that I wanted to, as nobody is old enough to actually come clubbing with me! oh well!
Got a leather jacket thing for my birthday, I love it!
But yeah, its early in the day.. and I dont want to be wasting my birthday writing on my blog. So adios for now!

Oh yeah, and Aiden is a legend for ressurrecting her blog :') Its been a while..

Now I have something decent to read instead of my mums magazines!

Yawn..

Just awoke from a good lil cat nap! :D
I needed it.. Been shattered lately, its hard being a celeb at times! :/ haha!
I fell asleep on the way home from bluewater too, like not as I was driving, because luckily I didnt, my mum did, but yeah had a nice sleep!

But yeah, bad news.. Remembered I have a case study due tomorrow for film studies, however I havent actually started it! :| damn!

(1 hour later)..

Im doing it now, and its actually pretty good! Like for the time its taken to get this, im pretty pleased to be honest :')

Today was a good day too, had some laughs! I got my hair done at lunch, thanks for Aiden and Molly and oh my god, it looked good. Not to sound big headed or nothing, cos I do have an larger-than-average sized head :/ but serious, this hair was the best I think ive seen my hair for a long long time! (I felt like I was in Star Wars or something then, 'LONG LONG TIME AGO' haha :D)
But yeah, cheers guys!

 

I attempted to do my hair last night at Sam's house too, after me and Molly had a little water fight in the bathroom whilst washing her hair.. Kids nowadays! Sheesh! ;D

 

 

Im so cold, I feel like a Polar bear, but they're probably hot with all that fur. :/ So I guess im just cold like a me.

Yesterday and Today..

Well, both pretty good days to be honest.
Went cinema again with Aids, was bit of a weird film. We went to see that 'Invention of lying' film.. its funny, but the story is abit.. ermm.. wack! :/
Good time though!

Today, went to school, and had such a weirdly good day! :D
Myles broke my stereo, the little bitch.
We tried showing off to the 'cool' people at school, while driving past.. and then the plan fucked up, when Myles turned it up too much, and then my stereo just displayed the word 'Protect', even after turning the engine off?! What the eff? :|

Then Aiden just suddenly generated these 'mechanical genes' and somehow just knew how to reset my stereo. It was mental. So yeah, thanks to her I can still play music in my car :)



Oh and Sally, our pet spider, scared me like hell on the way home. She decided to move in with me, to be there for my long countless journeys when I need company. She makes me scared though, just the thought of driving in the dark makes me want to shit my pants. :|

haha!

Yesterday, Last Night, This morning.

Yesterday was actually an amazing day, for a few reasons. Running a bit late, we made a fashionably late entracne to Sara's party, me and Aids, both looking pretty damn good if you ask me! Saw people and had a little chats with them, some people that I hadnt talked to in ages! Took a little while to get on my dancing shoes, but I eventually did. And I felt quite overdressed but at the same time, so effing cool. It was such a good night! Conor was having a right laugh, and got some cool pictures. We attempted to record him doing the worm, however we failed miserably. He stunk of whatever the fuck he was drinking, but oh well! He was mental. And I now have like a comeback everytime he tries to diss Kanye ;)



After driving Aids home, I then decided to lets just say 'arrive-5-fucking-hours-fashionably-late' late to Sammy B's gathering at his dad house. This was awesome! So many memories will develop from that night. Full of laughs for some, and shame for others, it was such a funny night. We did some crazy stuff, well what we call crazy, others just call weird and unnecessary, or pathetic. But we enjoyed ourselves so eff them people! :D

So yeah, started off with myself walking into the door. As I peer across the living room, I see Simon out of it on the sofa, who at first I thought was Scott. Thankfully, Sam and Molsta werent pissed, so I wasnt just the only sober one. I then saw Scott, who was ermm.. weird? At first I thought he was going to attack me for being a piss-take and arriving like a million years too late, but he then greeted me with his sickening idea of fun.



Yep, Scott was bang on the porn and booze. Nice one. :|

I then decided to explore the garden, so as I went to step out into the garden, I realise Luke on the step, puking. :| Niceee!
I then turnt round, and headed the other direction, back to the living room with Mol and Sam. Then Georgie and Gibson, yes, fucking Gibson. How the fuck is he alive? I do not know. But yeah, it was like an angellic moment in time when I saw that young, lost man infront of me again. It was a holy moment in my eyes, as this figure that represents a poor helpless missing child, was found to be standing face to face with me. Pissed. I thought he had vanished for good, but unfortunate for some, that wasn't the case. :D

The night grew, laughs evolved out of random things that people were doing. I was talking to Scott in the kitchen, when Gibs decides to put lube, yes lube, on his face and rub it against Scott's face. Scott then went to his hands and knews, and threw up a whole dorito! With like this weird liquid orange-y stuff. Fucking hell! More food gone to waste. :/
I had to leave the room, it makes me feel queasy when I see sick.

We then went upstairs, and Scott and Gibs showed me a few things, that I didnt really want to see. :/



And me and Sam were basically beoming the rebellious sober kids. So awesome when your not drunk, but you actually have so much fun, because all the drunk people do stupid things :D and we film it! Haha!
We snuck in on Scott having a intimate session with a 13 yr old's giant dog teddy bear.. Check out the footage for yourself.





About 20 seconds later, the violent animal portayed in the video above, maliciously attacks, verbally and physically, the restful partiers.



Notice at 0:11, this 'human being' attacks, without hesitation, Gibson. A full blown punch to the face. Legend. How can someone hit a person that has just discovered a new form of life? We do not know, and we dont really care either, but we would if it was someone other than Gibs.

While all this was happening, Luke was in bed being sick, or in the toilet being sick, I cant remember the time when this was happening. And Simon, im not even sure where he was?! :|

Shortly after, Molsta was taken home due to not feeling too good, so Simon and Sam went and took Molly home. Luke was upstairs, tucked away in bed, shivering like fuck?! and Gibs and Georgie, well everyone can kind of guess what they were doing ;D
but yeah, back to the point. Me and Scott, saw this as a perfect opportunity to freestyle dance to a song we both currently are kinda obsessed about thanks to Aaron Ecoli. (He showed us it when we was attending Charlies super duper gathering where I dont remember much. A bit of Bring Me The Horizon Dub Remix shit.. Look!



At 2.30am, im surprised the neighbours didnt come round.
While doing this video, we burnt toast using a toaster, how cool! We were gonna cook beans on toast, well we did, but Scott ate it all, while I drank my tea.. ;D
Its all about a cup of tea at a party nowadays!

We then decided to go to bed, like me, Sam and Scott.. and for some reason, there was a soft baseball bat thing. This was soon turned into a game of 'wack-a-mole' when Scott decided to get an erection whilst sleeping next to us. He then ran off into the toilets, to have a blank, and then, well..





After all this commotion, we nodded off. I woke up with sweaty skinnies, which turned like skin tight, and were wet :/ it was proper hot and uncomfortable! I guess thats what you get for sleeping in the same bed with 4 lads :/ haha!

Overall though, Friday day, Friday afternoon, Friday night and Saturday morning were actually effing mental. Thank you to everyone for making it like it was. :)

Just shows, you dont need to get drunk to have a good time kids! :D

Today..

Today has been a really good day, im currently at Sammy B's house gathering party. Luke has actually shit his pants, we have footage. :|
Gibson has wiped semen on Scott's face, which caused him to vomit on the kitchen floor. After this, we then caught Scott masturbating with a babys teddy, on a bed. We dont know who's bed it is, but it looked cool. We snuck in on him, and it resulted into a violent brutal attack, much more shocking than the yorkshire ripper, throwing punches at fellow partiers. Poor sam suffered a condition with his eyes, but i thought that was normal. We have footage of this also, before i was dramatically chased into the corner of the room.

Luke is actually mentally sick.

We then had rap battles, where both me and Scotty processed some mean bars, we also demolished the remains of gibson, with a lyrical attack so powerful, that he is on suicide watch.

I saw Molly's nipple like 2 days ago. It looked like a gerkin. All green and that.

Shitty boy (Luke B) must of done a banging shit, because it stinks.

Im Misunderstood.

Well, havent done much to my blog this week.. but woah, what a week its been!

First of, to start with, the haters. Yep, I have haters, how cool! I love it! :| Some homo's thought it would be hilarious to print my blog, and read it out and they had edited a few bits. No, I dont want my nose to be removed. Kind of prick-ish if you ask me, but oh well.. World is full of dickheads. At least let me read it out and express it how I do, but nope. Must be some kind of shit sense of humour in people nowadays?! :/

Secondly, had an awesome day on Wedsnesday! Went to school, went KFC, and then cinema straight from school with Aids :) was a good day! We watched Pandorum, and yeah, I shat myself on several occasions. Its jumpy! sheesh. Aids jumped more though ;) haha!
but yeah, that was a good day.. Yesterday was nice too, just went out for a drive to nowhere, but it was nice to just get out and to drive somewhere again. Took minds of things, so it was good :) Oh and the ipod applications in my car! That was wicked! Bit of Daft Punk, made by ourselves! Its actually mental, or should I say madness! ;D

And well today, I went to school, and I was actually dead bored. No offence to anyone I talked to :/ but damnn! its becoming boring.. I spent like 4hrs in the library :| well like 3 and a bit, before we were asked to go outside to talk!
It feels good to be back at school though, like seeing everyone.. The laughs are awesome, but the stress sometimes annoys me.

Actually I lie, today was wicked in the library! I was on Aids ipod touch, on like the iDaft application! Oh my god, its amazing! and her guitar application! :O I was playing Arctic Monkeys, MGMT and a bit of Lil Wayne.. It was actually really wicked! Just like zoned out playing it, like in my own little world! I wish my brother didnt drop his one in the bath :/ ha!
oh and the drum kit app is neat too! Except, I cant play them :/

But yeah, 6 Days until my 18th.. And still nothing planned. Might hire out a hall for a party, but im not sure :/ Need to think! Haven't got that long! :|

Tonight, either way, will be good. I know of it :)

9 Days..

It feels good to be home baby..

Well I finished my drought of not going into school, and well decided to go in today. I was feeling alot better, and I was dead bored at home, so I went in. Im so glad I did :)

Today was such a laugh, it was great seeing people, and sharing laughs. However, one concern.. I feel like its my misfortune that makes people laugh, its not actually me. Ha!

Basically today, a ladie asked me "what are you doing next?"
I replied "its breaktime, so im going in there" *pointing through the glass separating the common room*
She then said "your lucky I can take a joke (something along those lines), I meant afterschool? Uni? Work?"

I felt like a twat.

Also, to add to my humiliation, however I cant really complain cos the attentions alright I guess.. But yeah, Film Studies. I didnt know what the fuck I was doing, I just came back to school! And I ended up presenting a powerpoint that consisted of slides I didnt even know what the fuck they were about :| so infront of everyone, yet again, I looked like a penis. But it went well, im pretty sure of it. :D
Oh and another reason I felt like a div, was because I tried drawing Aids today, but I just couldnt?! and normally im pretty nifty at drawing, but I just couldnt do it?! :| Whats wrong with me? I think its Calpol ya'know :/

Also, cheers to Aids, my phone now flashes green.. and its actually fucking annoying me! Because, it constantly flashes because theres signal! I complain when theres not signal, and when I get signal, I complain. I just cant win! :D
And also, I dont realise my phones got a message now, because it only used to flash when I had a new message, so now it takes longer to reply :')



Oh and Aiden is actually a legend for having that Toy Story sound effect in her presentation! :)

10 Days..

Woke up a tad late, like nearly 2pm..
Had such a good sleep though, for a change, thats probably why I didnt wake up!
Im feel all like refreshed and good today, like a new me? :)
I didnt get to go into school today :/ which I wanted to do, but tomorrow is a definate :D

And today is a very special day for some, well me.. 10 days till my birthday! My 18th! and i've still not decided what im doing :|
A meal? A gathering? A McDonalds party? I dont know :/

Oh and I actually hate Calpol disolvable tablets with passion. The most evil form of medicine is tablet. Second is disolvable tablets. There disgusting, and make me heave in the middle of the Disney Store ;D

Random Adventure..

Today, well where should I start..

I didnt have to go into work today, so i decided to. Yep, on my day off, I decide to go in?! How homo.

But, me and my loving mum, decided we would go and clean her car, to make it all nice and shiny for no apparent reason. Boy did we fail. We spent 5 minutes of our lives, brushing the car with this shitty soap dispensing brush, then realised we hadnt actually turned it on :|
We then sprayed it and everything like you were meant to, but then we kinda ended on the wax, without hosing it down, and now the car has gone all bubbly and crap. It now looks worse than it did before the actual car wash.
The scary thing is, my mum isnt blonde.

I think it was the nun's curse to be honest, the bitch. If I ever see her again, i've got a few queries to discuss with that foul sister.

This is a prime example of the effects the nun had on my, once beloved mother, now insane maniac who 'rules the road' apparently?!

 

I thought religion was the cause to many things.. World Wars, Deaths, Happiness.. But to turn a normal woman into a 'I dont give a fuck about my sons safety while im driving because im behind the wheel' monster.. well.. thats just plain rude.

Eff you sister.

Ha..

Well, its 03:23am.. Deciding to call it a day finally.
Been up most of the early hours of this morning playing Fifa 10 (Yes I got it.. eventually).
Getting a copy of Fifa actually took the piss :|
I went to Morrisons, find out its sold out. (By Mike)
I then went to Asda, which disappointed me.
I then went to Tesco, which was pointless because yet again, they didnt have it!
I then went to Sainsburys, which had it.. but for £37! :O Fuck. All the other supermarkets were like £25, but noooooo.. because all them supermarkets have problems and are abit insane in their membranes, they mustn't of ordered a suitable amount of Fifa 10's to stock. Bunch of dicks. :|
But yeah, Queersons, Assda and Homo (Morrison, Asda and Tesco) are now on my list of 'People/Businesses that If I could, I would shoot in the face' list.

Fifa 10 is good though, i've created me basically.. its got the long hair, the just-a-bit-larger-than-average nose, and the cool eyes! :D

Oh Yeah!

Possibly one of my most memorable times at Bluewater today, for both good and bad reasons.. lets start with the bad.. OMFG, the traffic was mental. :|
It was like a panic rush attack time to get out of Bluewater for some random reason, and boy was it hectic. It took us 40 mins, to get out of the car park.. 40 mins off my whole entire life leaving a shopping centre which I adore! Damn! and to make things even worse, a nun pulled out infront of us! A nun! And she waved at my mum and somehow magically cursed (apparently blessed) her with this insane road rage attitude?! The bitch. She was meant to be a holy sister, and converted a loving mother into an animal on the road. It was pretty scary to see somebody that used to change my nappies, speeding up at an amber light :| Effing hell!
But lets get onto the good bits..

We stumbled into the Disney Store.. and.. I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING TOY STORY PLAY SET!!!! How cool is that! :O Thanks to the legend Aiden, otherwise I would of had to pay twice as much, but oh my god! Toy Story is now back in my room! So happy! When I saw it and noticed the deal, I just had to get it! :D
We decided that there going in my car, so yeah if you ever get in my car, you'll encounter the figures :')



Another good thing that happened today, was well.. MOUNTAIN DEW! I love that drink so much! It felt like I was an Americano again, after all this time :') It felt the best!


So yeah, good day out! Its so nice to get out again, but damn it hurt at times! :/

I also cant go up into my Attic/Loft tonight, because it'll hurt too much to do so :( .. but il just have to wait, which means when I do get my toys down, It will be the best! :)

Today..

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Ha, thats my Mr. Toad :D.. Yeah got a bit distracted ha!

Today was actually a really good day! Went to see Toy Story 3D with the one and only Aids.. was a good laugh! I can safely say I think we rocked the glasses well ;D
Im not sure about Toy Story now, like as a kid I thought it was amazing, like I remember it being amazing.. Now that i've grown up, and watched it again.. Its like lost its 'amazingness' and its just not the same :/
I still love it though, dont get me wrong. I just was kinda gutted.. but oh well!
I so cant wait for tomorrow afternoon.. Im heading up into my attic/loft (undecided on what to call it) and getting out my Woody and Buzz toys! Gonna put them on my new shelves which are soon to go up! :')
And Toy Story 3's out next year!! That'll be good for sure :D

Tomorrow, well technically today, im off to Bluewater for a bit of shopping! That'll be good! Get myself Fifa 10, and I so have to check out the Disney store! After the cinema, its kinda got me in the Disney mood. I get like well excited after going to the cinema to see films, I was terrible when Spiderman came out.. After watching it, I was convinced I could be a superhero one day! I felt like I had powers, yet to be discovered, and looking back on it now.. boy did I look like a twat! ha.. Kid's nowadays!



The 'too friendly neighbourhood spiderman'.

So where is he?

Its come to my concern, that a fellow friend of mine is missing. He's either gone on a walk and just got lost, been kidnapped whilst sleeping on his doorstep, or killed. It wouldnt surprise as he is a looting maniac, who often steal beer kegs in an attempt to fend and provide for himself.

The last time I saw Gibson, was last Friday morning, in the early hours after our wild allnighter before school. He hasnt contacted me asking for lifts, or if im coming out, as he usually does. So where is he?



My heart goes to his family and friends.

Well..

Had such a crap night's sleep.. Mega tired now! :/
I overslept for school, great one! and I basically finished that essay last night, for no point. :|
I did quite like the fact I woke up with like a few texts though, feel like im missed ha! :')
But waheeyyyyy, fixed my blog.. its looking neat!
Got my bape x spongebob picture back, got the GMT time zone working! The fonts are better than the originals.. Guess I can say, im loving life at the moment! :D

Oh and today is the day, its Friday.. TOY STORY 3D! and Fifa 10! YESSURRRRRR!
Oh and I got paid! BINGO! :D

I feel like uploading a few pics today?

PEACE!

Yessurrrr!

Finally finished my essay.. 00.16am! 1216 words!
And to make things even better, i've found out how to customize my blog so it looks cool! BOOYAHHH!

Ahhhhh!

Oh my god, this essay is a piece of dick chin wank shit.
I really cant be bothered with this right now, I keep getting distracted listening to really good music, and then I wonder what the lyrics are, or sing along to them and forget what im meant to be doing..

Also, the new msn update was a complete bastard! It deleted my unsaved work.. and reset my laptop, so all the work went and just frustrated me even more.
Microsoft has now been added to my 'list of people/companies, that if I had a gun, would shoot the fuck out of' list.

IT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.

Cool video to check out though, 100 Greatest moments on youtube.. Yes, im a NERD :)



CHOW!

Wow..

So I have a follower.. My first follower! How cool :D
I now feel like im loved, because now I know people do actually read this and im not wasting countless hours of my life writing these posts for no reason!
So yeah, cheers to Aids for following me!
Ha, that sounded like shes some kind of pervy stalker that just consistantly follows me.. :| haha!
shes not though, shes cool :) she even has a blog! how cool is that! :O

But to completely change the mood, I have an essay due in for tomorrow! How homo. I have yet to start, I have the title and thats it. So far so good aye? :/
How am I meant to write an essay about a film that i've seen once and cant really remember anything about it, because I spent half the time reading the subtitles because its in Italian? Sheesh. I can remember like a few bits, but not an essay's length worth!

Looks like I might have to delay this essay for another day! ;D

Loving this song at the moment.. Cant wait for his 'Rebirth' Album :D December 15th!!

A trip out..

So decided to go back into school today, during lunch time, and well.. the response wasnt what I was expecting..

Everyone was like 'where have you been?' and like 'whats up with you?'.. and I feel terrible having to like almost 'lie' to so many people :/ but at the same time, I felt wicked because it was almost like I was a celebrity for a moment ha :D

But yeah, went back.. was lovely to see everyone (feels like ive been like a year.. its only been 3 days haha).. had a good laugh with peoples! I annoyed a few people too :/ but im sure we'll be alright later on :) well i hope we will be :D
I didnt wear my blazer, because I couldnt get into my skinnies :( not good.. so that pissed me off! but hopefully.. i'll be wearing those bitches again soon! :) I had to wear my baggy jeans, and pull of the 'lazy boy' look ;D

and OMG.. I now hate road humps with a passion! :| sooo painful!

It felt so weird to go outside again, I felt like an animal running back into the wild after being locked up in a Zoo for a majority of its life. I could of almost cried with the freedom feeling I felt :') I felt like a vampire in broad daylight, my eyes stung like a bitch and yeah, soon adapted and everything was ok.



But overall, I think it was quite a good decision to go into school today :D

A Change..

So, I woke up this morning without pain. Which was quite surprising, so its almost had an affect on me to change my way today. Normally I go on little rants about how shit things are, and like complain cos nothing goes the way I want it to. So yep, time for a change..

First of, what a sleep! Best sleep i've had in ageesssss! I didnt wake up once, and I feel so much better today because of it! And I should be rocking school today :D cant wait to see people ha! Really I just want to wear my blazer ha! :D

Secondly, 2 weeks. In that amount of time, i'll be 18! Woah, 18 years old! :O Only problem is, what can I do for it? Im like the only one of the lads and lass' that will be 18, so the clubbing and going out for a drink ideas have just been thrown through the window! Its quite annoying :/ any ideas?



Thirdly (is that even a word?), 2 of the best things in the world are being released tomorrow! Yep, Fifa 10! and Toy Story 3D.. it will be a good day, im sure off it :) Still need to order my copy otherwise i'll have to wait agess until I go somewhere to get it! Oh and its payday tomorrow!

Things just get better!

And this song, is actually stuck in my head! :|
I hate Chris Brown, but this song is pretty good.. I cant believe im posting a song by some homo girl beating penis chin. But yeah, it features Lil Wayne, was released yesterday.. give it a listen!




Its called Transformer, hence why it got my attention! :)

Oh..

And tomorrow the best thing is happening.. EVER!



The new Toy Story 3D film comes out! Im soo going to watch that! might drag a few people along with me.. but I cant actually wait! Its gonna be like reminising my childhood!
It'll be amazing!

Great..

Yep, I fucked up my blog. Great one.
The spongebob picture now wont load up on my page.. I dont know why?!
The fonts have all changed.. just adds to my luck!
and I didnt even save my original (best) template, so now its like a shit version :/
oh well!

I spent the whole day trying to find a decent Blackberry 8900 theme today, I found a few but there nothing special. Majority of the themes are shit, and I couldnt think of any decent ones to search for, so i've ended up with a few Kanye themes and a Transformers one :) looks pretty decent if I say so myself.
Thats about one thing that went right today.
I wish I knew how to make themes, I so want to make a Lil Wayne one :D



I decided to pick up my guitar today aswell, been a while since ive played it, and it felt so good to play again, so im just gonna start playing more regularly now that I have a lot of time off.. need some good songs to learn! Been playing along to Arctic Monkeys today, and a few other bits and bobs. Gotta love the 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor' solo! :D
I've mastered 'Prom Queen' by Lil Wayne now aswell.. i really think thats such a good song!

Heres a link incase you havent heard it..



I attempted to curl my hair tonight, but it went shit because I had just washed it.. but i'll give it a go tomorrow after hopefully a good nights sleep! :D Also, tomorrow I might go into school! I really could do with a good chat, im dead bored in this house and just want to see some people! Got to decide if im well enough to do so though!

Oh yeah, today was soo funny on Fifa.. the goals were soo random it was stupid. But overall its been a good day, apart from the fact I fucked up my whole blog. Guess thats life! How homo.

Also, i hate annoying people on msn who wont shut the fuck up. :|