The Definition of Definition.

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Recently, ive been really happy.
Im living life, and everything is going great. Certain people make me happy, others not so much. But oh well thats life, lifes full of bitches.

I think lately, ive been so happy, because im able to live my life. And not get moaned at for doing what I do. Im able to be myself again, without the worries of others. Im being me, and its great. I dont actually care what people say now, because supposedly I dont dress, or act, the way they want me to. Haha.

Had my ups and downs this year, but this last month has definately, without fail, been the best, and im not just saying that. Its been very meaningful, and i've taken a different perspective. Everyday has been worth looking forward too, not because its the christmas period or anything, but because im happy. So thank you.

But I cant express how much the way I feel has changed. My outlook on life has become different, but for the greated good. I dont post as much now either, because im out there enjoying my time, instead of being stuck indoors. But todays a one off, because its snowing and I cant get out :/ my parents are being slightly homo, and not letting me drive :/

Its been so hard to post lately, but im not complaining. I love this. I love everything that is happening.

I love the hate.

..Where are you LPeezy?

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Well, its been a while since i've updated this bombaybadboy of a blog. Yep, times have changed and corrupted my memories of being a proud owner of a blog loved by many. I guess the hype just got too much and I forgot what reality really consisted off. But anyway, enough of me talking smart to look like im a clever one.

Well, what have I done this week?..

Ermm, been going to school as I normally do.. Its been alright, like everyday, there always seems to be something to talk about which is good, so it never becomes boring. Its actually really quite good!

Been going out alot too, getting out of the house is neat, but in the winter.. Sheesh is it cold! :| So cold, my toes actually go numb with a tingling sensation. I think its the Christmas excitement ya'know! :D

Opened my Cadbury's advent calendar, havent yet opened the Toy Story one.. Quite surprised I havent eaten all the chocolates inside yet.

Oh, and the fact everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, has a blog now! Great.
Its like fucking piczo has become famous again, great. Another 'Fad' soon to be flushed away down the drain of never ending shit. I bet, within about a month, either even more people will have a blog, or no-one will have one because they get bored off posting or reading.
It was a good feeling to know I took creating a blog into the school life, however I know regret that. And yes, im hating it. In my personal opinion, I think only the coolest of people should own a blog, and not these 'wannabes'. So go eff off and do something else. Because im getting sick off it. This 'amazing blog experience' is just getting ruined by homo's that make blogs, for no reason purely because others have one, and just chat shit on theirs.

Im not saying everything I say is truthful, its just a matter of opinion, however this time my opinion is off the negative nature. So yeah, blogging is becoming shit.
Apart from that, my week has been soo good. Work was ok, but now im tired and need to chill.



Post on this some other time, when blogging becomes cool again and not just a reason to create something because others have.

Haha?

Now its no-ones fault but yours.

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Well, seems like its been a while since i've posted about my forever-growing-in-amazement life.. So where should I start?

Friday afterschool went to Bluewater with Ellis, that was good.. Brought a fleece cardigan thing.. Basically knitwear because im not sure what the actual name is. I love it, I feel like a true icon when I wear it. Not to sound too bigheaded, but it looks good. :D

Also got some boots for myself, decided im gonna get some considering the winter days are almost here, with the weather being shit and all. But yeah, brought some boots, they're awesome :) Look soo good on and off, its magic! They're black and grey and I like them, im sure people dont but fuck them, they're just homo.

Then had a KFC, which is now my favourite fast food place. McDonalds is slacking, thats more like McShitDonalds, and cant do Burger Kings cos thats my lunchtime at work food. Every Sunday without fail. :)

Then Friday night, went to see Paranormal Activity.. Which is now known as Paranormal Wank. Its actually terrible! It starts of believable, and then the ending just ruins it.
Basically, if you want to waste your money on watching a film that consists of doors opening and closing using bits of string, your more than welcome to pay me, because i'd be able to do, probably for a cheaper charge than the cinema ticket. Its soo fucking stupid that film, and it wasnt even scary and we went at a midnight viewing.. sheesh! Get a grip with it. :|

Saturday, after waking up with a bunged up face, lounged around until the late hours the day, then decided to go out as boredom was beginning to take over. Went out for a drive with Ellis, had a good chat and that, was nice :) Like old times, when we used to go on like days out and what not, it was good :D Got lost in some weird village that i've never ever ever heard off?! Got some chips, planned to get out and eat them but it was pissing it down, so ended up staying in the car, whilst the rain poured down like a mo'fo.

Done a little taxi service for my lovely madre (mum), who then treated me to a McDonalds, which was unsurpringly shite. No offence mum if your reading this, I appreciate you buying me a meal, but honestly, it was the best quarter pounder i've tasted :/ then drove home, at like 1am, with screaming Bring Me The Horizon Cut Up CD, full volume. My madre (mum) loves it :') Legend!

Today had work, how fun! And I actually mean, how fun! It was nice to talk to people again, got abit bored at times, but nothing too excessively boring!
Got home, after a long boring shit drive in the faggot rain. Got home, had a cuppa tea and lounged about since!
Im soo tired.

But yeah, overall, an awesome weekend! :)

Fuck You Oxfam.

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Oxfam, at first was seen as a cuss i.e. "ahh, where'd you get that from? Oxfam?"
Then it became a decent place to shop for bargains.
It then became much more higher in the rankings, personally, when they were the one of fifty places to get Arctic Monkeys Cornerstone vinyls.
However, as off today, I think the whole idea of Oxfam is wank. Complete wank.

I, a reasonable looking youth minus a hoody and knife, entered Oxfam with a smile on my face. The old cranky woman standing behind the out-of-date counter noticed the positive and happy character approaching her, little to know her cruel unkind words would soon turn a happy shopper into a angry child.
Thats right, an old woman fucked me over.
I asked her politely "is the Arctic Monkeys poster for sale?"
she replied "cold monkeys? whats that?"
I then replied, "no your Cornerstone poster displayed in the window, is that for sale?"
She then bluntly, said "no".

I offered to make a donation for the poster, however she refused all my offers. She said "I should come back when the manager is in" but didnt say anything more to help me out.. She refused to take my number and name, because they "cant do that".. What the actual fuck?!

All I wanted was a poster that was in the window. Sheesh! :|

So yeah, fuck Oxfam now. Im going to try tomorrow to succeed in my passion for this poster. If it fails, I dont know what im going to do.. :/

I've even had thoughts about just stealing it from the window, because they're old ladies and they'd never be able to catch me. However, that is pretty low stealing from a CHARITY SHOP. LOL. :D



^^^ FUCK YOU! ^^^

If I get this poster tomorrow, im probably going to make a post on like how wonderful Oxfam is and how much I love it, and how I want to have sexual intercourse with all the hot looking women in there. :| haha!



But yeah, for the moment, Oxfam is more like.. Homoxfam.

What if you we're right first time?

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Well, been a while since I've updated this wonderful thing I tend to call my blog.

Not much has happened this week, went down the well known charity shop, Oxfam, again to buy the 'Crying Lightning' vinyl by Arctic Monkeys, so its all good :D

Went out with Ellis for a bit on Tuesday afterschool, to pass time and beat boredom.. Was quite a good laugh actually, did me good :D

School has been a vast improvement this week, im beginning to enjoy it again, even when I seem to get picked up and dragged out of the common room by a bunch'a homo's on a regular occurance! :| Joking, I love them really :') and im pretty sure they love me too! Otherwise they wouldnt wanna manhandle my delicious body :| ;D ahha!
But yeah, schools becoming good again, and its about fucking time.

What to do this week?, I do not know because im broke and dead bored. School has actually been the highlight of my ermm.. amazing.. life :D its awesome, the social side of things is wicked :) its like walking into a room, and constantly being social.. its proper good lately.

Actually, I lie. My guitar has been the highlight of my amazing life this week. I've taught myself 'Cornerstone' by the band you can all probably guess. :) Its sooo good, I love it! Such a change, normally I like the fast-paced riffs, however this is a decent slow-ish melody. I'll get a video up or something later.

I'll post something good when I can be bothered.

THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD EVER SINCE WATCHING ARCTIC MONKEYS LIVE.. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A TERRIBLE SONG, HOWEVER SINCE SEEING THEM PERFORM IT LIVE, ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING AMAZING! CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT...BITCHES!

2 Years ago today..

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That was probably my joint best night of my life so far, infact I know it was.
2 years ago today, I went to see my hero, perform onstage infront of me. Yep, I saw Kanye West. It was amazing, I have YET to upload the videos from the concert.. There still on my Sony Ericsson phone.. LOL :O
I will have to do that when I have some free time, and dedicate a blog post to my idol and his amazing night :')

So, where should I start. Yesterday was a pretty good day.. Got my Q magazine, in which Arctic Monkeys are front cover!
Went to rochester, to get my Arctic Monkeys 'Cornerstone' limited edition vinyl from Oxfam. Yes, I said Oxfam. I had to pop down to Rochester, which was luckily enough to be 1 of the 50 Oxfam shops in the UK to supply the vinyl. Its so good, they've released it through Charity shops, so all the money made goes towards a childrens charity. Im not really a fond follower, or bumlick, of charity shops and what they do, but I dont mind helping out once in a while ;D



Also, charity shops do awesome clothes! Got a blazer coat thing from one a few weeks ago, its fucking awesome! £3.. bargain! :D

Then went of to Abi and Kayla's 18th birthday party.. Was a right laugh. Good night, ended up fighting with Scott in bed at Luke's house, while poor Bob tried to sleep. All started because Scott's pretty homo when it comes to nenights, but bless him. Little fag. :D I now have bruises thanks to that punk.. mo'fo!

Just completed my film essay too, took me about an hour for 1500 words.. not bad in my opinion ;D I knew what I was writing anyway, so it made it 1000000 times easier :)

School tomorrowww! Rarrrrrghhhhhhh!

ARCTIC MONKEYS, ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE, 18TH NOVEMBER 2009.

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Arctic Monkeys, Arctic Fucking Monkeys, live, are amazing.

So the other day, I said i'll finish of my post the next day, because I was shattered and needed to rest my tired eyes and aching body, but that plan was completely abrupted when a night out in Rochester comes up! Such a good night, got drunk, dont remember alot.. and the best thing about it, I went to school the next day! (today)! Im such a rockstar ha :') Stink of Alcohol but oh well! Lifes life. :D

But yeah, back to Arctics.
We arrived after a long eventful journey to Wembley arena, thanks to the luckyness that Sam's eyelids didnt close whilst driving down the motorway. We got in, found the toilets, and quickly rushed to our seats. I didnt realise how big the arena was inside, and it began to fill quite quickly..



After a while of constant eager to see someone walk on that stage, the 'Eagles of Death Metal' came on.. Andy said these were shit at Reading, but they werent too bad. Had very catchy lyrics.. "I'd be your rock and rolla', Cherry Cola" LOL. :D

After they had finished, I went on an adventure to find the merchandise stand. Me and oriental eventually found it, after about 10 minutes of searching, and this is where I purchased my beloved tee :')



We then headed back, and waited for the legends to commit to the stage. After a long anticipated nail biting tension filled 45 minutes had taken place, the music began to play, the lights began to dim, and the curtains opened slowly to reveal what we had been waiting for. THE ARCTIC MONKEYS! Yes, they were infront of me, oh my fucking god. Legends, the people who have basically inspired my appearance several times, were standing infront of me, doing what they do best. Playing great music. The crowd went mental.

'Dance Little Liar' (the first song of the night) kind of put me off, I began to think like maybe it was just going to be their old songs, but my predictions veered of track, and thenegative attitude soon went when Alex put down his guitar, picked up another, and began playing the delicate chords to Brianstorm. Wow.



Still take you home.. Wow. Halfway through, they done their famous 'pausing inbetween songs' thing.. But I, and im pretty sure a majority of the crowd thought so too, thought they had stopped performing because of objects being thrown around in the crowd, and few landing on the stage. Turner had a litte joke with the crowd, telling them off but in a laughable matter.
However, after about 5 minutes of silence from the band, (well they had a little conversation amongst themselves, but obviously we couldnt hear) they continued out of the blue, and the atmosphere from the crowd was amazing.

I loved it, shortly after 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor' was played, and I was in my element. I wanted them two songs to be played, and it happened within the first 5 songs! :) So happy! I did record them, but for some homo reason, my phone didnt save the videos :/ Which im gutted about :(

Heres the tracklist they performed, people probably wont even read this, but yeah, its here for all you Arctic Monkey fans out there ;)
'Dance Little Liar'
'Brianstorm'
'This House Is A Circus'
'Still Take You Home'
'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor'
'Sketchead'
'My Propeller'
'Crying Lightning'
'Potion Approaching'
'The View From The Afternoon'
'Cornerstone'
'If You Were There, Beware'
'Pretty Visitors'
'The Jeweller's Hands'
'Do Me A Favour'
'When The Sun Goes Down'
'Secret Door'
'Fluorescent Adolescent'
'Mardy Bum'
'505'

When 'When The Sun Goes Down' came on.. the beginning is nice and soft. Alex does the usual pause, however this time it was exceedingly long. Tension grew from the crowd for Turner to just say those famous words. He said them, we all went mad! EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING PERSON INSIDE THAT ARENA, WAS BUZZING AROUND! By far, the best atmosphere ive EVER felt in my life. Infact, its joint top with when I went to see Kanye, and he performed 'Touch the Sky' and 'Good Life'.

The band left the stage after performing Secret Door, but returned with an encore, with a rememberable performance of Fluorescent Adolescent, which merged into Mardy Bum, and then back. Such a good song. The lads all wanted 'A Certain Romance' to be the finale song.. But unfortunately it was 505.. Still a good ending song dont get me wrong, but A Certain Romance would of been nice. Probably their best song.

What a night, it was complete. I never thought they'd be as good as they were. Its got us in the 'go out and watch a band live' mood.. And its great!
It was amazing, Mosh pits, beer thrown everywhere! Me and Luke got beer thrown over us, my hair was wet with sweat, my feet sticking to the ground, my legs ached from the standing up we'd been doing. It was truly amazing.















It really was.